"Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I’m trying to potty train him. I didn’t consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML"
Julian Casablancas (x)

my selfie confidence has never been this high. there really is something about stupidly parting your hair down the middle at 12:30am trying to look like a haim sister.